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	<itunes:summary>The Secret Lair is a podcast and blog which follows the real life adventures of Kris Johnson and Chris Miller. Together with their staff of contributors and countless minions, they seek to dominate the planet, or at least the tri-county area, using the twin weapons of Discussion and Overwhelming Opinion.  And zombies. And maybe a Death Ray. Or two. </itunes:summary>
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		<title>Episode 0031: Free Content vs. Paying the Creator</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Mar 2010 23:06:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kris Johnson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In this episode of The Secret Lair, we&#8217;re joined by hacktivist and digital culture commentator Thomas &#8220;cmdln&#8221; Gideon and a bit later in the episode by author and DIY enthusiast Matthew Wayne Selznick (Brave Men Run). The topic is one near and dear to our hearts: free content. This time out, we&#8217;re looking at free [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-40" title="Overlord Kris" src="http://www.thesecretlair.com/main/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/overlordkris75.jpg" alt="" width="75" height="75" />In this episode of The Secret Lair, we&#8217;re joined by hacktivist and digital culture commentator <a href="http://thecommandline.net/">Thomas &#8220;cmdln&#8221; Gideon</a> and a bit later in the episode by author and DIY enthusiast <a href="http://www.mattselznick.com/">Matthew Wayne Selznick</a> (<cite>Brave Men Run</cite>). The topic is one near and dear to our hearts: free content. This time out, we&#8217;re looking at free content from the perspective of the podcast novelist, and we begin our discussion with the announcement that <a href="http://jchutchins.net/">J.C. Hutchins</a>, one of the most popular podcast novelists, will no longer be offering new content for free.</p>
<h3>Discussion: Free Content vs. Paying the Creator</h3>
<ul>
<li>Our discussion was prompted by a <a href="http://jchutchins.net/site/2010/02/24/an-update-on-the-7th-son-sequels-2010-and-my-creative-plans/">blog post</a> from novelist <strong>J.C. Hutchins</strong>, author of <cite>7th Son: Descent</cite> and <cite>Personal Effects: Dark Art</cite>.</li>
<li><a href="http://www.podiobooks.com/"><strong>Podiobooks.com</strong></a> is home to a wide array of free podcast novels, including the entire 7th Son series.</li>
<li><strong>Dave Slusher</strong> at <strong>Evil Genius Chronicles</strong>: &#8220;<a href="http://www.evilgeniuschronicles.org/wordpress/2010/03/02/publishing-2010-the-beginning-of-the-end-or-the-end-of-the-beginning/">Publishing 2010: The Beginning of the End or The End of the Beginning?</a>&#8220;.</li>
<li>How is price related to elasticity of demand? <strong>Cory Doctorow</strong> discusses this in an <a href="http://beyondthebookcast.com/cory-doctorow-plays-the-price-is-right-for-ebooks/">interview on Beyond the Book</a>.</li>
<li>Another author who has used podcasting as a springboard to more traditional publishing is <strong><a href="http://www.scottsigler.com/">Scott Sigler</a></strong>, author of <cite>Ancestor</cite>, <cite>Infected</cite> and <cite>Contagious</cite>, among others.</li>
<li><strong>Matthew Wayne Selznick</strong> asked (<a href="http://www.facebook.com/matthew.wayne.selznick">on Facebook</a>), &#8220;When was the last time you paid for something creative (music, book, movie, art, etc.) even though it was also available to you for free?&#8221; The responses were interesting and sometimes eye-opening.</li>
<li>Does the podcast novel walk a fine line between <strong>marketing tool</strong> and <strong>gimmick</strong>?</li>
<li>How far is podcasting behind blogging on the <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diffusion_of_innovations">adoption curve</a></strong>?</li>
<li>Is there a sense of <strong>entitlement</strong> to free works among fans of podcast novelists?</li>
<li><strong>Mike Masnick</strong> at <a href="http://www.techdirt.com/">TechDirt</a> says you have to (1) <strong>connect with fans</strong> and (2) <strong>create a reason to buy</strong>.</li>
<li><strong>Selznick:</strong> Even providers of free content like <a href="http://jaredaxelrod.com/"><strong>Jared Axelrod</strong></a> don&#8217;t expect to see direct financial return from that same content.</li>
<li>What is <strong>neo-patronage</strong>? Matt explains.</li>
<li>Thomas provides an example of an artist utilizing neo-patronage: cartoonist/animator <a href="http://blog.ninapaley.com/"><strong>Nina Paley</strong></a>.</li>
<li>Matthew points to <strong><a href="http://www.anothersky.org/">Another Sky Press</a></strong>, a publisher that lets customers decide how much they want to pay for a book.</li>
<li>Matthew also mentions <a href="http://www.amandapalmer.net/"><strong>Amanda Palmer</strong></a>.</li>
<li>Chris mentions <a href="http://magnatune.com/"><strong>Magnatune</strong></a>, which allows customers to set their own prices for music.</li>
<li>Some artists have used <strong>The Ransom Model</strong> (or <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crowd_funding">crowd-funding</a>) to support their efforts.
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.jillsobule.com/"><strong>Jill Sobule&#8217;s</strong></a> 2009 album, <cite>California Years</cite>, was entirely funded by her fans.</li>
</ul>
</li>
<li>Did the <strong>audience</strong> J.C. Hutchins created when he released the 7th Son podcasts <strong>let him down</strong> when it came time to <a href="http://www.powells.com/biblio/2-9780312384371-0"><strong>pony up for the print edition</strong></a>?</li>
<li><a href="http://www.murverse.com/"><strong>Mur Lafferty</strong></a> offers a variety of content for free: novels, short stories, dramatized fiction and advice for &#8220;wannabe writers&#8221;.</li>
<li><a href="http://whatever.scalzi.com/"><strong>John Scalzi</strong></a> is another author who successfully used free content to launch a successful (science-fiction) writing career.</li>
<li>What does a <strong>creator</strong> owe their <strong>audience</strong>?
<ul>
<li><strong>Neil Gaiman:</strong> <a href="http://journal.neilgaiman.com/2009/05/entitlement-issues.html">Entitlement Issues</a>; or, George R. R. Martin is not your bitch.</li>
<li>Matt isn&#8217;t currently working on the sequel to <strong><cite>Brave Men Run</cite></strong>, and he tells us why. While you&#8217;re waiting, you may want to check out <a href="http://www.mattselznick.com/writing/fiction/hazy-days-and-cloudy-nights/"><strong><cite>Hazy Days and Cloudy Nights</cite></strong></a>.</li>
</ul>
</li>
<li><strong>Selznick:</strong> A better, more ubiquitous form of <strong>micro-payments</strong> would help make neo-patronage more viable.
<ul>
<li>Could <strong>Peter Sunde&#8217;s</strong> <a href="http://flattr.com/">Flattr</a> (currently in beta) be that system?</li>
</ul>
</li>
<li>The <strong>community</strong> that has sprung up around podcast novelists is very insular, and <strong>incredibly passionate</strong>, but <strong>have we been drinking too much of our own Kool-Aid</strong>? We try to put some perspective to the whole business.
<ul>
<li><strong>Emer Sugrue</strong>: <a href="http://www.universityobserver.ie/2010/02/16/websight-podiobooks-com/">Websight: Podiobooks.com</a>.</li>
</ul>
</li>
<li><strong>Harlan Ellison</strong>: <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mj5IV23g-fE">Pay the Writer</a> (contains <acronym title="Not Safe For Work">NSFW</acronym> language).</li>
</ul>
<h3>Lairkeeping</h3>
<ul>
<li>Our theme music is &#8220;Skullcrusher Mountain&#8221; by <strong><a href="http://www.jonathancoulton.com/">Jonathan Coulton</a></strong>.</li>
<li>Visit us on the web at <a href="http://www.thesecretlair.com/">trip-dubs dot thesecretlair dot com</a>.</li>
<li>Try <a href="http://status.thesecretlair.com/">StatusNet</a> for  those short updates. This service is invite-only, so send us a note if you&#8217;d like to join.</li>
<li>Got something to say that 140 characters just won’t cover? Say it on  our <a href="../../discuss/">community site</a>.</li>
<li>Coming up on <strong>The Secret Library</strong>, <cite>The Atrocity  Archives</cite> by <a href="http://www.antipope.org/charlie/blog-static/index.html">Charles  Stross</a>.</li>
<li>Did you know that The Secret Lair is powered by <a href="http://wordpress.org/"><strong>WordPress</strong></a>? Well, you should; it&#8217;ll be on the quiz.</li>
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			<itunes:keywords>7th Son,Amanda Palmer,Another Sky Press,Beyond the Book,Brave Men Run,cmdln,Command Line,Cory Doctorow,Dave Slusher,Emer Sugrue,Flattr,Hazy Days and Cloudy Nights</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>In this episode of The Secret Lair, we&#039;re joined by hacktivist and digital culture commentator Thomas &quot;cmdln&quot; Gideon and a bit later in the episode by author and DIY enthusiast Matthew Wayne Selznick (Brave Men Run).</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>(http://www.thesecretlair.com/main/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/overlordkris75.jpg)In this episode of The Secret Lair, we&#039;re joined by hacktivist and digital culture commentator Thomas &quot;cmdln&quot; Gideon (http://thecommandline.net/) and a bit later in the episode by author and DIY enthusiast Matthew Wayne Selznick (http://www.mattselznick.com/) (Brave Men Run). The topic is one near and dear to our hearts: free content. This time out, we&#039;re looking at free content from the perspective of the podcast novelist, and we begin our discussion with the announcement that J.C. Hutchins (http://jchutchins.net/), one of the most popular podcast novelists, will no longer be offering new content for free.
Discussion: Free Content vs. Paying the Creator

	* Our discussion was prompted by a blog post (http://jchutchins.net/site/2010/02/24/an-update-on-the-7th-son-sequels-2010-and-my-creative-plans/) from novelist J.C. Hutchins, author of 7th Son: Descent and Personal Effects: Dark Art.
	* Podiobooks.com is home to a wide array of free podcast novels, including the entire 7th Son series.
	* Dave Slusher at Evil Genius Chronicles: &quot;Publishing 2010: The Beginning of the End or The End of the Beginning? (http://www.evilgeniuschronicles.org/wordpress/2010/03/02/publishing-2010-the-beginning-of-the-end-or-the-end-of-the-beginning/)&quot;.
	* How is price related to elasticity of demand? Cory Doctorow discusses this in an interview on Beyond the Book (http://beyondthebookcast.com/cory-doctorow-plays-the-price-is-right-for-ebooks/).
	* Another author who has used podcasting as a springboard to more traditional publishing is Scott Sigler (http://www.scottsigler.com/), author of Ancestor, Infected and Contagious, among others.
	* Matthew Wayne Selznick asked (on Facebook (http://www.facebook.com/matthew.wayne.selznick)), &quot;When was the last time you paid for something creative (music, book, movie, art, etc.) even though it was also available to you for free?&quot; The responses were interesting and sometimes eye-opening.
	* Does the podcast novel walk a fine line between marketing tool and gimmick?
	* How far is podcasting behind blogging on the adoption curve (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diffusion_of_innovations)?
	* Is there a sense of entitlement to free works among fans of podcast novelists?
	* Mike Masnick at TechDirt (http://www.techdirt.com/) says you have to (1) connect with fans and (2) create a reason to buy.
	* Selznick: Even providers of free content like Jared Axelrod don&#039;t expect to see direct financial return from that same content.
	* What is neo-patronage? Matt explains.
	* Thomas provides an example of an artist utilizing neo-patronage: cartoonist/animator Nina Paley.
	* Matthew points to Another Sky Press (http://www.anothersky.org/), a publisher that lets customers decide how much they want to pay for a book.
	* Matthew also mentions Amanda Palmer.
	* Chris mentions Magnatune, which allows customers to set their own prices for music.
	* Some artists have used The Ransom Model (or crowd-funding (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crowd_funding)) to support their efforts.

	* Jill Sobule&#039;s 2009 album, California Years, was entirely funded by her fans.


	* Did the audience J.C. Hutchins created when he released the 7th Son podcasts let him down when it came time to pony up for the print edition?
	* Mur Lafferty offers a variety of content for free: novels, short stories, dramatized fiction and advice for &quot;wannabe writers&quot;.
	* John Scalzi is another author who successfully used free content to launch a successful (science-fiction) writing career.
	* What does a creator owe their audience?

	* Neil Gaiman: Entitlement Issues (http://journal.neilgaiman.com/2009/05/entitlement-issues.html); or, George R. R. Martin is not your bitch.
	* Matt isn&#039;t currently working on the sequel to Brave Men Run, and he tells us why. While you&#039;re waiting, you may want to check out Hazy Days and Cloudy Nights.


	* Selznick: A better,</itunes:summary>
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		<title>Episode 0030: Love Will Tear Us Apart</title>
		<link>http://www.thesecretlair.com/main/2010/02/09/episode-0030-love-will-tear-us-apart/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 05:00:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kris Johnson</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Love is in the air here at the Secret Lair, and all personnel are advised that rebreathers must be worn on levels A14 through B31, and access to level B32 and lower requires (a) special security clearance and (b) use of an approved Hazmat suit. Once pheromone levels have returned to normal and a cleaning [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-40" title="Overlord Kris" src="http://www.thesecretlair.com/main/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/overlordkris75.jpg" alt="" width="75" height="75" />Love is in the air here at the Secret Lair, and all personnel are advised that rebreathers must be worn on levels A14 through B31, and access to level B32 and lower requires (a) special security clearance and (b) use of an approved Hazmat suit. Once pheromone levels have returned to normal and a cleaning crew has dealt with the mess on B32, special access restrictions will be lifted. In the meantime, if you feel more-than-usually amorous toward your Overlords, co-minions or (in many cases) yourself, please contact Dr. Cmar for a dose of the anti-toxin.</p>
<p>In this episode of the podcast, we discuss the lover&#8217;s spat between Amazon.com, the largest bookseller in the universe, and Macmillan, one of the six largest publishers in that very same universe. We also discuss some myths surrounding Valentine&#8217;s Day, which looms like a shadow over—I mean, is the second or third most wonderful time of the year.</p>
<h3>Amazon vs Macmillan</h3>
<p>Apple introduced the iPad which—among other things—is going to be an eBook reader. Why does this cause a fight between Amazon and Macmillan? It&#8217;s all about the pricing model.</p>
<ul>
<li><strong>John Scalzi</strong> <a href="http://whatever.scalzi.com/2010/02/01/all-the-many-ways-amazon-so-very-failed-the-weekend/">breaks it down for us</a>.</li>
<li><strong>Charles Stross</strong> shares <a href="http://www.antipope.org/charlie/blog-static/2010/01/amazon-macmillan-an-outsiders.html">an outsider&#8217;s perspective</a>.</li>
<li><strong>Tobias Buckell</strong> offers <a href="http://www.tobiasbuckell.com/2010/01/31/why-my-books-are-no-longer-for-sale-via-amazon/">his take on the whole mess</a>.</li>
<li><strong>John Scalzi</strong> presents a <a href="http://whatever.scalzi.com/2010/02/03/why-in-fact-publishing-will-not-go-away-anytime-soon-a-deeply-slanted-play-in-three-acts/">deeply slanted play</a> on why publishing won&#8217;t die.</li>
<li><strong>Cat Valente</strong> <a href="http://yuki-onna.livejournal.com/563086.html">doesn&#8217;t want the publishing industry to go away</a>, either.</li>
</ul>
<p><strong>Promo:</strong> <a href="http://www.podiobooks.com/title/harvey"><cite>Harvey</cite> by Phil Rossi</a></p>
<h3>Staff Reports</h3>
<p><strong>Chief Medical Officer <a href="http://www.saintnickanuck.com/">Cmar</a></strong> files his latest progress report, in which he once again questions our judgment. This seems to be a common theme in The Bad Doctor&#8217;s reports. Meanwhile, <strong>Minister of Crackpot Schemes and Unfortunate Synergies <a href="http://jaylynn.com/">Jay Lynn</a></strong> seems to be&#8230;surrounded.</p>
<p>In our new segment, <strong>Ask the Overlords</strong>, Don asks about the possibility of purchasing a <a href="http://www.newscientist.com/blogs/shortsharpscience/2010/01/space-shuttles-for-sale.html">gently-used space shuttle</a> for a mere $28.8 million.</p>
<p><strong>Promo:</strong> <a href="http://ishouldbewriting.com/">I Should Be Writing</a>, now featuring <cite>All Write!</cite>, a webcomic drawn by Natalie Metzger, our very own <strong>Secretary of Artistic Propaganda</strong>.</p>
<h3>Valentine&#8217;s Day</h3>
<p>Saints and cards and massacres, oh my!</p>
<ul>
<li>The name of that <cite>Family Ties</cite> spin-off was <strong><cite>The Art of Being Nick</cite></strong>. Only the pilot was ever aired, and only once.</li>
<li>That <strong>St. Valentine</strong> was an amorous fellow. And there were three of him. Does that make him <a href="http://www.polyweekly.com/"><strong>polyamorous</strong></a>?</li>
<li>What&#8217;s a little <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lupercalia"><strong>Lupercalia</strong></a> between friends?</li>
<li><strong>Lupa:</strong> wolf.</li>
<li><strong>Loofah:</strong> not a wolf.</li>
<li>How do <strong>Chicagoans</strong> celebrate St. Valentine&#8217;s Day? Keep your chocolates and your greetings cards. Don&#8217;t bother sending flowers. Instead, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St._Valentine%27s_Day_Massacre">say it with bullets</a>.</li>
</ul>
<h3>Lairkeeping</h3>
<ul>
<li>Visit the blog. Oh, wait, you&#8217;re already here.</li>
<li>Try <a href="http://status.thesecretlair.com/">StatusNet</a> for those short updates.</li>
<li>Got something to say that 140 characters just won&#8217;t cover? Say it on our <a href="http://www.thesecretlair.com/discuss/">new community site</a>.</li>
<li>Coming up on <strong>The Secret Library</strong>, <cite>The Atrocity Archives</cite> by <a href="http://www.antipope.org/charlie/blog-static/index.html">Charles Stross</a>.</li>
</ul>
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			<itunes:keywords>Amazon,Apple,Macmillan,Valentine</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>Love is in the air here at the Secret Lair, and all personnel are advised that rebreathers must be worn on levels A14 through B31, and access to level B32 and lower requires (a) special security clearance and (b) use of an approved Hazmat suit.</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>(http://www.thesecretlair.com/main/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/overlordkris75.jpg)Love is in the air here at the Secret Lair, and all personnel are advised that rebreathers must be worn on levels A14 through B31, and access to level B32 and lower requires (a) special security clearance and (b) use of an approved Hazmat suit. Once pheromone levels have returned to normal and a cleaning crew has dealt with the mess on B32, special access restrictions will be lifted. In the meantime, if you feel more-than-usually amorous toward your Overlords, co-minions or (in many cases) yourself, please contact Dr. Cmar for a dose of the anti-toxin.

In this episode of the podcast, we discuss the lover&#039;s spat between Amazon.com, the largest bookseller in the universe, and Macmillan, one of the six largest publishers in that very same universe. We also discuss some myths surrounding Valentine&#039;s Day, which looms like a shadow overâI mean, is the second or third most wonderful time of the year.
Amazon vs Macmillan
Apple introduced the iPad whichâamong other thingsâis going to be an eBook reader. Why does this cause a fight between Amazon and Macmillan? It&#039;s all about the pricing model.

	* John Scalzi breaks it down for us (http://whatever.scalzi.com/2010/02/01/all-the-many-ways-amazon-so-very-failed-the-weekend/).
	* Charles Stross shares an outsider&#039;s perspective (http://www.antipope.org/charlie/blog-static/2010/01/amazon-macmillan-an-outsiders.html).
	* Tobias Buckell offers his take on the whole mess (http://www.tobiasbuckell.com/2010/01/31/why-my-books-are-no-longer-for-sale-via-amazon/).
	* John Scalzi presents a deeply slanted play (http://whatever.scalzi.com/2010/02/03/why-in-fact-publishing-will-not-go-away-anytime-soon-a-deeply-slanted-play-in-three-acts/) on why publishing won&#039;t die.
	* Cat Valente doesn&#039;t want the publishing industry to go away (http://yuki-onna.livejournal.com/563086.html), either.

Promo: Harvey by Phil Rossi
Staff Reports
Chief Medical Officer Cmar (http://www.saintnickanuck.com/) files his latest progress report, in which he once again questions our judgment. This seems to be a common theme in The Bad Doctor&#039;s reports. Meanwhile, Minister of Crackpot Schemes and Unfortunate Synergies Jay Lynn (http://jaylynn.com/) seems to be...surrounded.

In our new segment, Ask the Overlords, Don asks about the possibility of purchasing a gently-used space shuttle (http://www.newscientist.com/blogs/shortsharpscience/2010/01/space-shuttles-for-sale.html) for a mere $28.8 million.

Promo: I Should Be Writing (http://ishouldbewriting.com/), now featuring All Write!, a webcomic drawn by Natalie Metzger, our very own Secretary of Artistic Propaganda.
Valentine&#039;s Day
Saints and cards and massacres, oh my!

	* The name of that Family Ties spin-off was The Art of Being Nick. Only the pilot was ever aired, and only once.
	* That St. Valentine was an amorous fellow. And there were three of him. Does that make him polyamorous?
	* What&#039;s a little Lupercalia between friends?
	* Lupa: wolf.
	* Loofah: not a wolf.
	* How do Chicagoans celebrate St. Valentine&#039;s Day? Keep your chocolates and your greetings cards. Don&#039;t bother sending flowers. Instead, say it with bullets (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St._Valentine%27s_Day_Massacre).

Lairkeeping

	* Visit the blog. Oh, wait, you&#039;re already here.
	* Try StatusNet (http://status.thesecretlair.com/) for those short updates.
	* Got something to say that 140 characters just won&#039;t cover? Say it on our new community site (http://www.thesecretlair.com/discuss/).
	* Coming up on The Secret Library, The Atrocity Archives by Charles Stross (http://www.antipope.org/charlie/blog-static/index.html).
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		<itunes:author>Chris Miller &amp; Kris Johnson</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>49:09</itunes:duration>
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		<title>The Nanomonkeys: The End</title>
		<link>http://www.thesecretlair.com/main/2009/12/01/the-nanomonkeys-the-end/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thesecretlair.com/main/2009/12/01/the-nanomonkeys-the-end/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 05:01:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Miller</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[NanoMonkeys]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nanowrimo]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thesecretlair.com/main/?p=612</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[In this episode:

Chris Miller, &#8220;The End&#8221; (from 2006)
Tee Morris, &#8220;The End&#8221; (from 2007)

]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong style="font-weight: bold;">In this episode:</strong></p>
<ul>
<li>Chris Miller, <em style="font-style: italic;">&#8220;The End&#8221; (from 2006)</em></li>
<li>Tee Morris<em>, <em style="font-style: italic;">&#8220;The End&#8221; (from 2007)</em></em></li>
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		<itunes:subtitle>In this episode: -   Chris Miller,Â &quot;The End&quot; (from 2006)   Tee Morris,Â &quot;The End&quot; (from 2007) </itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>In this episode:

	* Chris Miller,Â &quot;The End&quot; (from 2006)
	* Tee Morris,Â &quot;The End&quot; (from 2007)
</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Chris Miller &amp; Kris Johnson</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>12:27</itunes:duration>
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		<item>
		<title>The Nanomonkeys: Day 30</title>
		<link>http://www.thesecretlair.com/main/2009/11/30/the-nanomonkeys-day-30/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thesecretlair.com/main/2009/11/30/the-nanomonkeys-day-30/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 05:01:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Miller</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[NanoMonkeys]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nanowrimo]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thesecretlair.com/main/?p=609</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[In this episode:

Chris Miller, &#8220;What Day is It?&#8221; (from 2006)

]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong style="font-weight: bold;">In this episode:</strong></p>
<ul>
<li>Chris Miller, <em style="font-style: italic;">&#8220;What Day is It?&#8221; (from 2006)</em></li>
</ul>
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		<itunes:subtitle>In this episode: -   Chris Miller,Â &quot;What Day is It?&quot; (from 2006) </itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>In this episode:

	* Chris Miller,Â &quot;What Day is It?&quot; (from 2006)
</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Chris Miller &amp; Kris Johnson</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>1:04</itunes:duration>
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		<item>
		<title>The Nanomonkeys: Day 29</title>
		<link>http://www.thesecretlair.com/main/2009/11/29/the-nanomonkeys-day-29/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thesecretlair.com/main/2009/11/29/the-nanomonkeys-day-29/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Nov 2009 05:01:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Miller</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[NanoMonkeys]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nanowrimo]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thesecretlair.com/main/?p=605</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[In this episode:

Chris Miller, &#8220;This One Is Perfect (Montage)&#8221; (from 2006)
Seth Harwood, &#8220;What&#8217;s Next&#8221; (from 2007)

]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>In this episode:</strong></p>
<ul>
<li>Chris Miller, <em>&#8220;This One Is Perfect (Montage)&#8221; (from 2006)</em></li>
<li>Seth Harwood, <em>&#8220;What&#8217;s Next&#8221; (from 2007)</em></li>
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			<itunes:keywords>NanoMonkeys,nanowrimo</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>In this episode: -   Chris Miller,Â &quot;This One Is Perfect (Montage)&quot; (from 2006)   Seth Harwood,Â &quot;What&#039;s Next&quot; (from 2007) </itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>In this episode:

	* Chris Miller,Â &quot;This One Is Perfect (Montage)&quot; (from 2006)
	* Seth Harwood,Â &quot;What&#039;s Next&quot; (from 2007)
</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Chris Miller &amp; Kris Johnson</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>10:19</itunes:duration>
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		<title>The Nanomonkeys: Day 28</title>
		<link>http://www.thesecretlair.com/main/2009/11/28/the-nanomonkeys-day-28/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thesecretlair.com/main/2009/11/28/the-nanomonkeys-day-28/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Nov 2009 05:01:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Miller</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[NanoMonkeys]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nanowrimo]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thesecretlair.com/main/?p=602</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[In this episode:

Chris Miller, &#8220;Two Days Left&#8221; (from 2006)
P.G. Holyfield, &#8220;Talk It Out&#8221; (from 2007)

]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong style="font-weight: bold;">In this episode:</strong></p>
<ul>
<li>Chris Miller, <em style="font-style: italic;">&#8220;Two Days Left&#8221; (from 2006)</em></li>
<li>P.G. Holyfield, <em style="font-style: italic;">&#8220;Talk It Out&#8221; (from 2007)</em></li>
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			<itunes:keywords>NanoMonkeys,nanowrimo</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>In this episode: -   Chris Miller,Â &quot;Two Days Left&quot; (from 2006)   P.G. Holyfield,Â &quot;Talk It Out&quot; (from 2007) </itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>In this episode:

	* Chris Miller,Â &quot;Two Days Left&quot; (from 2006)
	* P.G. Holyfield,Â &quot;Talk It Out&quot; (from 2007)
</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Chris Miller &amp; Kris Johnson</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>6:37</itunes:duration>
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		<item>
		<title>The Nanomonkeys: Day 27</title>
		<link>http://www.thesecretlair.com/main/2009/11/27/the-nanomonkeys-day-27/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thesecretlair.com/main/2009/11/27/the-nanomonkeys-day-27/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Nov 2009 05:01:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Miller</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[NanoMonkeys]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nanowrimo]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thesecretlair.com/main/?p=599</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[In this episode:

Chris Miller, &#8220;What Would Magneto Do?&#8221; (from 2006)
Chris Miller, &#8220;Writing Rituals&#8221; (from 2007)

]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong style="font-weight: bold;">In this episode:</strong></p>
<ul>
<li>Chris Miller, <em style="font-style: italic;">&#8220;What Would Magneto Do?&#8221; (from 2006)</em></li>
<li>Chris Miller, <em style="font-style: italic;">&#8220;Writing Rituals&#8221; (from 2007)</em></li>
</ul>
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			<itunes:keywords>NanoMonkeys,nanowrimo</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>In this episode: -   Chris Miller,Â &quot;What Would Magneto Do?&quot; (from 2006)   Chris Miller,Â &quot;Writing Rituals&quot; (from 2007) </itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>In this episode:

	* Chris Miller,Â &quot;What Would Magneto Do?&quot; (from 2006)
	* Chris Miller,Â &quot;Writing Rituals&quot; (from 2007)
</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Chris Miller &amp; Kris Johnson</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>3:17</itunes:duration>
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		<item>
		<title>The Nanomonkeys: Day 26</title>
		<link>http://www.thesecretlair.com/main/2009/11/26/the-nanomonkeys-day-26/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thesecretlair.com/main/2009/11/26/the-nanomonkeys-day-26/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 05:01:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Miller</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[NanoMonkeys]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nanowrimo]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thesecretlair.com/main/?p=596</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[In this episode:

Sam Chupp, &#8220;NaNoBreaks&#8221; (from 2007)
Erik John Bertel, &#8220;Are You A Writer?&#8221; (from 2007)

]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong style="font-weight: bold;">In this episode:</strong></p>
<ul>
<li>Sam Chupp, <em style="font-style: italic;">&#8220;NaNoBreaks&#8221; (from 2007)</em></li>
<li>Erik John Bertel, <em style="font-style: italic;">&#8220;Are You A Writer?&#8221; (from 2007)</em></li>
</ul>
]]></content:encoded>
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			<itunes:keywords>NanoMonkeys,nanowrimo</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>In this episode: -   Sam Chupp,Â &quot;NaNoBreaks&quot; (from 2007)   Erik John Bertel,Â &quot;Are You A Writer?&quot; (from 2007) </itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>In this episode:

	* Sam Chupp,Â &quot;NaNoBreaks&quot; (from 2007)
	* Erik John Bertel,Â &quot;Are You A Writer?&quot; (from 2007)
</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Chris Miller &amp; Kris Johnson</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>10:36</itunes:duration>
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		<item>
		<title>The Nanomonkeys: Day 25</title>
		<link>http://www.thesecretlair.com/main/2009/11/25/the-nanomonkeys-day-25/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thesecretlair.com/main/2009/11/25/the-nanomonkeys-day-25/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 05:01:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Miller</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[NanoMonkeys]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nanowrimo]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thesecretlair.com/main/?p=593</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[In this episode:

Mur Lafferty, &#8220;Kill Your Contractions&#8221; (from 2006)
Nuri Steinhauer, &#8220;When You Can&#8217;t Write in, Go Out To A Write-In&#8221; (from 2007)

]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong style="font-weight: bold;">In this episode:</strong></p>
<ul>
<li>Mur Lafferty, <em style="font-style: italic;">&#8220;Kill Your Contractions&#8221; (from 2006)</em></li>
<li>Nuri Steinhauer, <em style="font-style: italic;">&#8220;When You Can&#8217;t Write in, Go Out To A Write-In&#8221; (from 2007)</em></li>
</ul>
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			<itunes:keywords>NanoMonkeys,nanowrimo</itunes:keywords>
		<itunes:subtitle>In this episode: -   Mur Lafferty,Â &quot;Kill Your Contractions&quot; (from 2006)   Nuri Steinhauer,Â &quot;When You Can&#039;t Write in, Go Out To A Write-In&quot; (from 2007) </itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>In this episode:

	* Mur Lafferty,Â &quot;Kill Your Contractions&quot; (from 2006)
	* Nuri Steinhauer,Â &quot;When You Can&#039;t Write in, Go Out To A Write-In&quot; (from 2007)
</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Chris Miller &amp; Kris Johnson</itunes:author>
		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
		<itunes:duration>8:10</itunes:duration>
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		<item>
		<title>The Nanomonkeys: Day 24</title>
		<link>http://www.thesecretlair.com/main/2009/11/24/the-nanomonkeys-day-24/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thesecretlair.com/main/2009/11/24/the-nanomonkeys-day-24/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 05:01:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris Miller</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[NanoMonkeys]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nanowrimo]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thesecretlair.com/main/?p=590</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[In this episode:

Chris Miller, &#8220;Exquisite Description&#8221; (from 2006)
Chris Miller, &#8220;Use Sex To Get What You Want&#8221; (from 2007)

]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong style="font-weight: bold;">In this episode:</strong></p>
<ul>
<li>Chris Miller, <em style="font-style: italic;">&#8220;Exquisite Description&#8221; (from 2006)</em></li>
<li>Chris Miller, <em style="font-style: italic;">&#8220;Use Sex To Get What You Want&#8221; (from 2007)</em></li>
</ul>
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		<itunes:subtitle>In this episode: -   Chris Miller,Â &quot;Exquisite Description&quot; (from 2006)   Chris Miller,Â &quot;Use Sex To Get What You Want&quot; (from 2007) </itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>In this episode:

	* Chris Miller,Â &quot;Exquisite Description&quot; (from 2006)
	* Chris Miller,Â &quot;Use Sex To Get What You Want&quot; (from 2007)
</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:author>Chris Miller &amp; Kris Johnson</itunes:author>
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