You said you only needed 50%
1. Batman - Br Way
2. The Green Hornet - Reid
3. Deep Throat - Felt
4. The Lone Ranger - Reid
5. Bartman - Simp
6. A.N. Roquelaure - Rice
7. Underdog - Boy
8. Zorro - Vega
9. Fake Steve Jobs - Lyons
10. The Scarlet Pimpernel - Blak
Funny.
Very funny.
But good enough.
1.
Batman - After seeing his parents gunned down by a mugger,
Bruce Wayne becomes a millionaire playboy, an orphan, and a bat-fetishist.
2.
The Green Hornet - Newspaperman
Britt Reid, along with his sidekick, Bruce Lee, fight crime and drive an awesome '66 Chrysler Crown Imperial.
3.
Deep Throat - In
All The President's Men, Deep Throat looked an awful lot like Hal Holbrook, who doesn't look an awful lot like
William Mark Felt.
4.
The Lone Ranger - Among the Texas Rangers killed in the ambush was
not John Reid; he survived and went on to deliver vengeance with a silver bullet, riding a horse named Silver, with his trusty injun kemosabe, Tonto. Tonto, as it happens, does not mean "silver" in any language, but it
does mean "idiot" in Spanish.
5.
Bartman - Speaking of idiots, you'd have to be one (or Principal Skinner) not to realize that
Bart Simpson is the anonymous vandal tagging the walls of Springfield Elementary School.
6.
A.N. Roquelaure - When
Anne Rice wanted to be extra naughty, she used a pen name to write a series of novels exploring a rather lurid retelling of Sleeping Beauty.
7.
Underdog -
Shoeshine Boy was not only humble and lovable, he was a rhyming, super-powered canine in his spare time.
8.
Zorro - There's no way
Don Diego de la Vega could possibly be
El Zorro.
El Zorro wears a mask. Don Deigo de la Vega doesn't wear a mask.
9.
Fake Steve Jobs - Hey, that's not Steve Jobs writing that blog! That's
Daniel Lyons!
10.
The Scarlet Pimpernel - I don't have anything clever to say about
Sir Percy Blakeney, but he was The Scarlet Pimpernel and his own wife didn't know. What other secrets was he keeping from her?
Point to
Nycteris. I know her secret identity. Do you?
