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Question: By now everyone is undoubtedly aware that Overlord Miller will soon be returning to the original (and still the best) Lair. How should he traverse the approximately 2,300 miles between Los Angeles and Cleveland?  (Voting closed: April 14, 2009, 06:13:31 AM)
Teleportation. We'll have the bugs worked out of the teleporter by the time he needs to leave. Really. - 0 (0%)
Catapult. Originally developed as a siege weapon, the technology has come a long way since. Just look at Rampart! - 0 (0%)
Subterranean Tunnels. Our relationship with the Mole-Men has never been better. Sure, there's a rogue faction bent on destroying us, but we're pretty sure they're under Detroit. - 1 (12.5%)
Car. Ah, the good old family automobile. Not the fastest way to get there, but certainly the most inconspicuous. - 1 (12.5%)
Rocket Car. Everything you love about the good old family automobile, only much, much faster. - 2 (25%)
Zeppelin. Oh, fine, call it a dirigible if you must. Just don't call it a blimp; that's not cool at all. - 2 (25%)
Atomic Train. Why not a regular train? Here's a hint: all trains have atoms. - 0 (0%)
Teleportation. Come on, don't be such a sissy. It's perfectly safe! Okay, not now, but we're working on it! - 0 (0%)
Submarine. This one's a bit tricky, given the vast amounts of not-ocean between Los Angeles and Cleveland. Maybe he could take the long way around. - 0 (0%)
Wagon Train. That's right. Go old school. - 2 (25%)
Total Voters: 8

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Kris Johnson
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« on: April 06, 2009, 06:13:31 AM »
To the minions who have expressed interest in arranging a Homecoming Ball: No. Just...no.
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« Reply #1 on: April 06, 2009, 06:23:59 AM »
Hm. You missed the option for: He doesn't! Suck it up! If all Evil Overlords gave up after 9 months, where would we be?
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« Reply #2 on: April 06, 2009, 06:29:13 AM »
Quote from: The Bearded Goose on April 06, 2009, 06:23:59 AM
Hm. You missed the option for: He doesn't! Suck it up! If all Evil Overlords gave up after 9 months, where would we be?

Again you appear to be operating under the belief that the relocation of one person (regardless of their position in the organization) is tantamount to shuttering The Secret Lair West and abandoning our west coast operations. By all means, continue with your misguided assumptions. It makes it all the easier for us to ultimately crush you beneath our bootheels.
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« Reply #3 on: April 06, 2009, 06:39:59 AM »
Quote from: Kris Johnson on April 06, 2009, 06:29:13 AM
It makes it all the easier for us to ultimately crush you beneath our bootheels.

.... you just made me giggle...
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« Reply #4 on: April 06, 2009, 07:10:21 AM »
What's the difference between the Teleportation option and the Teleportation option?
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« Reply #5 on: April 06, 2009, 07:40:55 AM »
Quote from: Nycteris on April 06, 2009, 07:10:21 AM
What's the difference between the Teleportation option and the Teleportation option?

The second is there to reinforce the fact that it is an entirely safe form of travel (or will be, soon) that some people are apprehensive about trying just because of a few dozen unfortunate incidents during the early development phase. And that one last week. Still, time to man up, right?
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« Reply #6 on: April 06, 2009, 07:50:31 AM »
(And that's why I voted Zeppelin.)
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« Reply #7 on: April 06, 2009, 01:30:52 PM »
Quote from: The Bearded Goose on April 06, 2009, 06:39:59 AM
Quote from: Kris Johnson on April 06, 2009, 06:29:13 AM
It makes it all the easier for us to ultimately crush you beneath our bootheels.

.... you just made me giggle...

TBG has a boot fetish. It's best not to encourage him.
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« Reply #8 on: April 13, 2009, 08:16:51 AM »
I would really have to reply "None of the Above." Since there is a possibility of cholera and death by starvation/cannibalism with the wagon train option, I voted for that. Can we get video of that? That might be a reality show I would watch. Only because it starred the Overlord Miller though.
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