Would a koala-shark swim anti-clockwise? How would it reach the eucalyptus from the water? And would it be able to defeat its mortal enemy, the echidna-eagle? Burning questions that only mad science has the stones to attempt to answer.
We're working on solutions to all these problems, as the koala-shark seems to have emerged victorious from the poll (pity, really; I was rooting for the sweater-vest). Thus far we have crossbred eucalyptus with seals, tuna, and surfers (not all at once, mind you) and the koala-sharks seem to like them all. Surfers, on the other hand, are not at all fond of being bred with eucalyptus; the screams haunt me...
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