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Official Henchman #1 Reports for Duty...
The Secret Lair would like to thank Jennifer Toews for her donation toward our mobile recording rig. Thanks to her...
The Secret Lair Episode 0003: We̵...
Due to a coolant tank overflow last weekend, we were forced to temporarily abandon our strategy session and adjourn to...
Termination Notice #00000043: Merlin ...
Merlin Mann has caught on to part of plan #ER1/B. Control, dispatch the Jackbooted Thugs to deal with him. That is...
Memo #00004569: Timegate Receiving an...
To All, You will see some new faces around the compound over the next few weeks as the first stages of our Timegate...
The Secret Lair Episode 0002: The Sec...
Returning to the scene of the crime, your malevolent hosts, Chris Miller and Kris Johnson, bring back another episode...
Preview: The Secret Lair Logo
We are one step closer to having our grand plan realized. Natalie Metzger has been tirelessly slaving away on a logo...
Behind the Conspiracy: The Secret Lai...
In the first episode of The Secret Lair, Chris and I mentioned that we had each seen a movie in December. One of...
Mastermind’s Notebook: The Righ...
Being one of the evil masterminds who founded The Secret Lair has its perks: the private parking space is nice,1 as...
Internal Memo #00031714
To: All Personnel From: Management Subject: Use of OSHA-approved warning signs. The warning signs that were posted at...
Villanous Quote #1
“Infidel Defilers. They shall all drown in lakes of blood.” - Thulsa Doom "Infidel Defilers. They...
About The Secret Lair
The Secret Lair is a podcast and blog which follows the real life adventures of Kris Johnson and Chris Miller. Together with their staff of contributors and countless minions, they seek to dominate the planet, or at least the tri-county area, using the twin weapons of Discussion and Overwhelming Opinion. And zombies. And maybe a Death Ray. Or two.