Internal Memo #00031714
To: All Personnel
From: Management
Subject: Use of OSHA-approved warning signs.
The warning signs that were posted at fifteen-foot intervals around the perimeter of the moat have been removed and should not be replaced. Bright yellow signs informing unauthorized visitors of the existence of the moat and its various carnivorous inhabitants are not necessary and, in fact, contrary to the design and purpose of the moat.
Thank you for your cooperation in this matter.
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