Memo #00004569: Timegate Receiving and Assimilation

To All,

You will see some new faces around the compound over the next few weeks as the first stages of our Timegate Program begin to bear fruit. Certain select members of races from the future and past have been brought to Lair to gather intelligence on various segments of Earth culture1. Our Dept. of Physical Restructuring and Camouflage have been hard at work making some of the more exotic races fit in.

Witness their work:

BEFORE AFTER
Klingon Ken Newquist



Keep up the good work, gentlemen.

-The Mgmt

  1. For a hefty price, I might add [↩]

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2 Responses to “Memo #00004569: Timegate Receiving and Assimilation”

  1. Ken Newquist says:
    January 23, 2008 at 4:44 am

    With only a few hundred more hours of caught-up sleep, and my transmogrification into human form will be complete!

  2. Kris says:
    January 28, 2008 at 2:56 pm

    Were we going for a human look? Hoo, boy. Something’s not calibrated properly.

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