Overlord Dispatches for 2009-03-29

  • There are forums. You should join. http://www.thesecretlair.com/forum. #
  • The moat dredging is scheduled for 1200 hours this Wed. Petunia (the giant squid) will be irritable during this time. You’re been warned. #
  • Due to a supplier mixup, anyone who drank the coffee between 8 and 11 this morning is advised to report to the nearest infirmary. #
  • @thebeardedgoose We use the screams of our victims. More cost effective. in reply to thebeardedgoose #
  • Functioning quantum photon transistors = lovely light bridge. NON-functioning quantum photon transistors = another FedEx truck in Lake Erie. #
  • Thanks to last night’s Earth Hour debacle, there will be a mandatory refresher course on which systems are and are not “essential”. #

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