The Secret Lair

• The Secret Quiz has begun. Here are the rules: http://is.gd/pK40 Here is the first question: http://is.gd/pK4q #
• I’m told that the Temporal Shifter will not be repaired for a week. Until then, every day at the Lair will be Monday. Today I hate Science. #
• A collaborative fiction experiment has begun, courtesy of Dr. @blob. http://is.gd/pSty #
• Ctrl-Z. Undo. Undo. Come on, undo already. Undo! UNDO! #
• Quick announcement: The development and quality assurance teams on Project: Vaporizor are hereby terminated. Also: duck and cover. #
• @blob Reassign the affected henchmen to the textiles lab and have our botanists begin work on a fast-replicating mulberry clone immediately. in reply to blob #
• @blob Leave Botany on the SDS and give the mulberry to Biogenetics. Tell them they’ll all get new silk ties if they’re done by Thursday. in reply to blob #
• @blob And if Dr. Holland gives you any problems tell him we’ll slate that bio-restorative project he’s been harping about for third quarter. in reply to blob #
• I’m leaving for the day. Molecular disruptors are armed and in active scanning mode. If you must pass my office door, do so at a brisk pace. #
• Can anyone tell me just this “quantum defibrillator” is for? And does it have anything to do with the wormhole on sublevel twenty-three? #
• We won’t know whether our April Fool’s prank—going back in time to change the date of April Fool’s Day to April 2nd—worked until tomorrow. #
• Question 2 of The Secret Quiz (Week 1): asked and answered. @blob leads the pack, but Question 1 is still unclaimed. http://is.gd/pK4q #
• You may have gotten the last laugh, but know this: we got the first laugh. Why? Because we THINK FASTER than you do. #
• Oops. #
• Well, at least we know what happened to the dinosaurs now. We should probably mothball this current project. #

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