The Secret Lair

• Usually when I spend a weekend alone with my thoughts it is by choice, not because of a malfunctioning statis field generator. #
• Break Room refrigerators will be cleaned out every Friday at 6:00pm. With a flamethrower. If it squeals, it should have been kept elsewhere. #
• Note to Maintenance: Motion sensors in conference room 14B should trigger overhead lights, not stun gas. Also: the Polycom is on the fritz. #
• I hate buttons with cryptic icons. Does this red one trigger the apocalypse, activate the indoor horseshoe pitch or summon a blacksmith? #
• I am saddened (though not surprised) that I need to issue a memorandum prohibiting the use of an experimental rail gun for body piercing. #
• @blob I believe we encouraged you to "roll for initiative". It was, in hindsight, an uncharacteristic and unfortunately-timed bit of levity. in reply to blob #
• @ghowley Oh, you're welcome. in reply to ghowley #
• @blob We did not. Thank you for providing a much-needed insight, however. We thought you were all staging some sort of bizarre pageant. in reply to blob #
• Sharks with laser beams in their heads seemed like such a good idea 'til they cut thru the aquarium glass. Looks like we're grilling tonite. #

Powered by Twitter Tools.

• Share
• Tweet
• "&title=""">

Related Articles:

Tags: Chris Miller

This entry was posted on Sunday, August 2nd, 2009 at 11:55 pm and is filed under Memoranda. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.