The Secret Lair

• When I say "Deploy the Atomic Eye!" the last thing I want to hear is "We don't have an Atomic Eye." We should have an Atomic Eye, dammit! #
• Does making "Blame Assignment" an agenda item set an unfavorable tone for a meeting? #
• @Nycteris We don't "hold" that button. We simply tap it with an impatient, judging forefinger while our minions stammer their excuses. in reply to Nycteris #
• @ghowley Oops. We clearly need to fine-tune the beam on this thing. Might take a while to get it fixed. Hope you like "Three's Company." #
• @sambearpoet If you start breeding a strain of mutant, popcorn-loving arachnids, we're taking you off our Christmas Card List. #
• What's your favorite acid? Never mind what it's for… #
• @radioisopod Hypothetically speaking, if you were breeding llamas to spit sulfuric acid…you know what? Never mind. I've said too much. in reply to radioisopod #
• @Nycteris Our Director of Plausible Deniability informs me that we know nothing of any explosion. in reply to Nycteris #
• @minitotoro Sulfur trioxide? Oh, please. As if we'd be satisfied with a mere three oxygen molecules! in reply to minitotoro #
• @minitotoro Yes, indeed. Everywhere. Every little nook and supposedly-hermetically-sealed cranny. in reply to minitotoro #
• Design Tip: Make sure the end you're supposed to point at someone LOOKS like the end you're supposed to point at someone. #

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