The Secret Lair

• Now would be a good time to panic. #
• Beta-testing our new anti-social networking site is mandatory for all minions. http://tinyurl.com/tslcomm #
• @VMercury That was our fault. Sorry. in reply to VMercury #
• @thebeardedgoose Of course you're not. We have standards. in reply to thebeardedgoose #
• Minion applicant screening uncovered yet another CGA mole. Those guys are persistent, I'll give them that much. #
• Today we're going to redefine "minimally invasive". #
• The Good Doctor @Cmaaarrr can be found on the Secret Lair Community. His office hours are 9am to DOOM. http://is.gd/3H7fI #

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• Overlord Johnson has left the safety of his underground bunker. Not that we're asking anyone try to off him. But…dibs on his Xbox. #

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• The Second Annual Secret Lair Labor Day Cookout was a qualified success! #
• @The_Kingfish At some cookouts, the argument is whether to cook with charcoal or gas. There were "alternative" options at our cookout. in reply to The_Kingfish #
• @Nycteris "Taper off"? Those "coals" will be just right by the time Labor Day rolls around again! in reply to Nycteris #
• Reminder: Wednesday is Open Mic Night. After last month's incident, we ask that everyone refrain from Cthulhu-inspired free verse. #
• @Nycteris Well, it's about time. *hmph* in reply to Nycteris #
• @KJToo Target acquired. Firing Alpo cannons. Loosing rabid poodles. GO GO GO! in reply to KJToo #

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• We eagerly await the day we can harness Internet Froth 'n' Fury to power the Lair. No more fission/fusion reactors! No more pesky radiation! #
• Pro Tip: There should be no items on your Things You'll Regret Not Destroying When You Had The Chance List. Destroy EVERYTHING. #

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