Episode 0034: Potpourri for $100, Alex

I want to try something a little…experimental with the show notes for this episode of The Secret Lair. Let’s call it an exercise in the power of mind over matter; a test of your ability—with your own brain and vast imagination—to have a real, tangible, discernible impact upon how you perceive reality. If you’ll just bear with me for a moment and follow these instructions very carefully, I think together we can achieve something remarkable.

All right, now the first thing I need you to do is close your eyes. Just close them nice and tight. The next thing I want you to do is visualize a vast, empty space that stretches out to infinity in all directions. Fill that space with the purest white, completely lacking in color or shadow. Now imagine a single, perfectly round dot, contrasted against the backdrop of your pristine—wait a minute. Are your eyes open? They are, aren’t they? Dammit, how is this going to work if you can’t follow simple instructions? You know what? Forget it. We’re done here.

3 Responses to “Episode 0034: Potpourri for $100, Alex”

  1. JJ says:

    First off, thank you. I listen to your podcast for entertainment and information, but mostly for entertainment. Case in point, I’m driving to the airport at way-too-damn-early in the AM. I had a choice of several things to listen to – music, podcasts, audio books. I’m tired and grumpy and frustrated at the way my day/week/month/year is going so I want something that will lift my spirits.

    The choice was easy. The Secret Lair never fails to bring a smile to my face. So, thank you.

    That being said, I would dig a ‘serious geek’ podcast, especially if either of you is involved. Rock on.

  2. Kris Johnson says:

    @JJ — We’re always glad to be of service. As for a serious geek podcast, I’m pretty sure I’ll have to sit that one out, as I can only handle serious in short, controlled bursts.

  3. Chris Miller says:

    @JJ – Thanks, man. Hearing things like this keeps me going.

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