Archive for October, 2011

The Nanomonkeys: Day 0

Monday, October 31st, 2011

Welcome to the encore presentation of The NanoMonkeys podcast!

In 2006 and 2007, Chris Miller, Kris Johnson, Mur Lafferty and P.G. Holyfield released a set of podcasts under the name of The NanoMonkeys. The purpose was to give aid and counsel to those brave souls working their way through National Novel Writing Month. The podcast was well-respected and was nominated for a Parsec award in 2007.

Sadly, the domain was allowed to expire, and the team broke up due to various other projects. However, demand for the episodes was high, so we are re-releasing the episodes here on The Secret Lair.

In this episode, Mur and Chris interview with Chris Baty, founder of NaNoWriMo.

Episode 0048: The Great Old Pumpkin

Saturday, October 29th, 2011

Today, The Secret Lair presents…Escape Pod #25, a particularly wonderful story about the madness of the Elder Ones on Hallowmas Eve…

The Great Old Pumpkin


By John Aegard.
Read by Stephen Eley. Music by Toby Chappell.

As you are no doubt aware, I am the issue of solid Dutch stock‚ the prosperous Van Pelt family of St. Paul. Mine was a comfortable and happy childhood, and I spent much of it in the devoted service of the Great Old Pumpkin. For him, I cultivated an annual pumpkin patch. I also evangelized him in the community, relating the tale of how, every year on Hallowmas Eve, the day when the spiritual most strongly encroaches on the substantial, this mightiest of gourds would rise to revel across the world with the most sincere of his adorers. My neighbors were understandably skeptical; after all, not once had this superbeing ever chosen to grace my pumpkin patch or any other place in our town. I vowed that I would coax him into my backyard, and I set out in the manner of a learned man to discover how I might do this.

Rated PG. Contains dark imagery and terrifying fruit.

Squash Mutilation Suggestions – Part Deux

Friday, October 28th, 2011

Hey everyone! Do you need more geeky jack-o’-lantern templates? Well, fear not, for our hard working scientists have just developed a whole new set of pumpkin stabbing guides, and just in time for Halloween too. Hooray!

Full PDFs of the jack-o’-lantern templates are provided below.

[Ninja PDF]

[Robot PDF]

[Giant Spider PDF]

Don’t forget to check out the previous set pumpkin stencils found over here.

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Walking Corpse Syndrome, and other mental disorders of Hallowe’en

Thursday, October 27th, 2011
CC BY image from Amadeus Serey/Minerva pictures via Flickr

CC BY image from Amadeus Serey/Minerva pictures via Flickr

Hallowe’en approaches. We denizens of The Lair enjoy this particular holiday for many reasons, be it tasty food and drink, spooky fun, or squash mutilation. I certainly partake in all of these, but my particular joy come All Hallow’s Eve is that other grand tradition of the night: horror.

No matter what origin you ascribe to this annual celebration, or what significance it has for you, it is impossible to deny that a primal component of the modern version of Hallowe’en is the contemplation of fear. Many of us do this indirectly via horror movies, while others ponder it head-on through personal meditation or spiritual contemplation. Regardless of what route one chooses, a constant theme tends to emerge: that a core part of what it means to be human is experiencing reality through our senses, and no matter what bad decisions we make or things we fail at in life, we can rely on the fact that what our minds are telling us is real and true. Thus, there are few things more terrifying than the possibility of this connection breaking down and our own brains betraying us, such as through a stroke or a psychiatric disorder.

What follows is a fiendish list of some of the strangest, scariest ways that our brains can go horribly wrong. Whether you use incorporate any of these into a Hallowe’en game or story, or just keep one or more of them to yourself to “help” you sleep at night, I leave to your innermost desires. Happy Hallowe’en!

Alice in Wonderland Syndrome (Todd Syndrome)Symptoms: A person’s sense of body image, space, and/or time is distorted, leading to the perception that surrounding objects are much smaller or much bigger than they actually are. Cause: This is usually a transient condition, associated with very high fevers, infections with the Epstein-Barr Virus, the ingestion of psychoactive drugs, some brain tumors and migraine headaches.

Alien Hand Syndrome (anarchic hand, or Dr. Strangelove Syndrome)Symptoms: A person believes that their hand (or foot) has a life of its own, and is not under their control. Said person still has full sensation in the affected limb and recognizes it as part of their body, but loses their “sense of agency” over the body part and does not believe they are responsible for its movements. The affected hand is often seen by the person as “disobedient”, and is often felt to be possessed by a spirit or entity, which the person may actually name. Causes: Brain damage from trauma, surgery, stroke, or infection. It has been classically associated with the severing of the corpus callosum, the structure that connects the hemispheres of the brain, but can also be seen with damage to the frontal or parietal lobes as well.

Apotemnophilia (body integrity identity disorder) and SomatoparaphreniaSymptoms: Apotemnophilia is a disorder in which a healthy person with no psychiatric problems has an overwhelming desire to amputate a healthy limb or limbs. They will sometimes go to great lengths to see this done, either by amputating the offending limb themselves or damaging the limb to a degree that a doctor is forced to amputate it, and feel a greater sense of well-being afterwards. Somatoparaphrenia is a related condition in which a person believes that a limb or entire half of their body is not their own. This is different from Alien Hand Syndrome above, in that a person with Alien Hand recognizes their hand as belonging to them, just not under their control. Causes: Both conditions seem to be related to damage to the right parietal lobe of the brain.

Capgras Syndrome, Fregoli Syndrome, and Reduplicative ParamnesiaSymptoms: Capgras Syndrome, named for the first psychiatrist to describe it, is the delusion that a close acquaintance has been replaced by an identical looking impostor. Fregoli Syndrome is the delusion that multiple acquaintances or strangers are really the same person in different disguises; it is named after Italian actor Leopoldo Fregoli who was famous for making swift costume changes multiple times in a single act. Reduplicative paramnesia is the belief that a location or place has been duplicated in two separate areas, or has been moved to a different site. Causes: All three conditions most often occur in people with schizophrenia, although they also have been described in those with seizure disorders, traumatic brain injuries, or dementia.

Cotard Delusion (Walking Corpse Syndrome)Symptoms: Named after the neurologist who first described it, the Cotard Delusion involves the belief that the person involved is dead, actively decomposing, or has lost their internal organs or all of their blood. Causes: This is associated with psychotic forms of depression, as well as schizophrenia.

Diogenes Syndrome (senile squalor syndrome)Symptoms: A condition characterized by social withdrawl, the compulsive hoarding of trash, apathy, and extreme self-neglect. It is misnamed after the Greek philosopher Diogenes of Sinope, who supposedly took the tenets of Cynicism to an extreme and lived on the streets of Athens in a wine cask. Causes: This condition is associated with organic causes of dementia, such as Alzheimer’s or strokes, as well as damage to frontal lobe of the brain.

Foreign Accent SyndromeSymptoms: The person involved continues to speak in their normal language, but suddenly pronounces their words with a different accent than usual, which listeners may perceive as being from another dialect or country. Causes: Trauma, surgery, or stroke involving the speech center of the brain.

Fugue StateSymptoms: A reversible amnesia for all aspects of a person’s identity. This usually lasts for hours or days, although it may persist for months. It often involves the person suddenly traveling far from their home, associated with confusion about their own identity, or the assumption of a new identity. Causes: This condition is usually associated with major psychological or physical trauma, as well as massive stressful events. It can also occur with the use of psychotropic medications, or exacerbations of underlying medical or psychiatric conditions.

Jerusalem SyndromeSymptoms: Religiously focused obsessions, psychoses, or delusions associated with a visit to the city of Jerusalem. Those involved can be of any religious denomination, and the symptoms tend to occur in association with the visit, and disappear completely days to weeks afterwards. Causes: Uniformly occurs in those with a history of mental illness, or who are actively psychologically unwell at the time of their visit. It is thought that this in combination with the fatigue of travel and cultural/belief expectations trigger the disorder.

Lima Syndrome and Stockholm SyndromeSymptoms: Lima Syndrome occurs when hostage-takers or victimizers become strongly sympathetic to the wishes and needs of their hostages; it is named after the Japanese embassy hostage crisis in Lima, Peru, in 1996, where almost all hostages were suddenly released over a few days independent of the demands of the hostage takers. Stockholm Syndrome describes when those who have been taken hostage develop empathy for their captors, included defending or aiding them. It is named after the Norrmalmstorg robbery in Stockholm, Sweden in 1973, where bank employees developed an emotional bond to their captors, and later both defended the actions of the robbers and refused to testify against them. Causes: Stockholm Syndrome is likely due to a severe form of reaction formation in a situation of enormous psychological stress. It is uncertain whether Lima Syndrome has a similar origin, or is merely the product of a mixture of guilt and/or moral indecisiveness.

Munchausen Syndrome and Munchausen Syndrome By ProxySymptoms: Munchausen Syndrome describes a factitious disorder in which a person exaggerates or causes themselves to have symptoms of a physical or mental problem in order to receive medical attention, because they have an inner need to take on “the sick role” and gain gratification from the sympathy and special attention given by medical personnel. The “by proxy” variation is when the person with the disorder is causing someone else to have symptoms, such as their child, so that they themselves indirectly receive that attention when they bring their loved one for medical evaluation. This is different than someone who is malingering and fabricating symptoms to receive medication or financial gain, or from those suffering from hypochondriasis who truly believe they are ill. Causes: These appear to be caused by a disordered psychological need to appear ill and receive attention and care from others. It is unclear to what degree sufferers of this are consciously aware that they are doing things to cause their own symptoms, such as injecting themselves with blood thinners to appear as though they have a bleeding disorder, as it is driven by this underlying need.

Paris SyndromeSymptoms: This occurs exclusively in Japanese nationals visiting Paris, or occasionally other areas of France and Spain. People involved experience a mental breakdown involving everything from severe anxiety, delusions and hallucinations, and a sense of persecution. These symptoms resolve over several days after leaving Paris. Causes: Although not entirely clear, it has been theorized that travel fatigue plus a massive amount of culture shock – language barrier, cultural differences, and the dissonance between the idealized version of Paris portrayed in popular Japanese magazines and the reality of Paris – are triggers for this disorder. People experiencing this do not tend to have previously underlying psychiatric problems.

Stendhal SyndromeSymptoms: Persons experiencing this undergo a sudden, massive panic attack, hallucinations, confusion, and dissociative experiences when exposed to a particularly beautiful work of art, or a large volume of art concentrated in a single place. It is named after a French author who described his experience of this when traveling to Florence, Italy, in 1817. Causes: Felt to be similar to both Jerusalem and Paris syndromes, this disorder is thought to occur due to being psychologically overwhelmed in the context of one’s own personal expectations of art/beauty and culture. It resolves after the person is removed from the presence of the art in question, and sufferers do not tend to have other psychiatric disorders.

Halloween Gaming or Oooohhh Spoooooky!!!

Wednesday, October 26th, 2011
Jenga

Image by thejedi via Flickr

Now that you have your pumpkins carved unlike any other on the block, and you have a selection of pumpkin ales close at hand, it’s time to have friends, minions, and overlords over for that supremely geeky pastime: Halloween Gaming!

For many years, our gaming group hosted a game on Halloween. It was either part of the currently running campaign, or more likely, a one shot adventure where the theme was horror, suspense, and attempted terror. Anything could happen, and often did. Unfortunately, everyone knew it was Halloween, and we were long time gamers, inspiring fear in the players was nearly impossible. For many years we searched for the perfect way to inject tension and suspense into the game, all for naught. That is until one of the folks at The Game Master Show1 found Dread and it was perfect.

Dread was designed by the people at The Impossible Dream, one of whom is Epidiah Ravichol, the creator of Time & Temp2, another supremely fun game.3 It’s mechanics are simple, and yet inject tension into games like none other I have played. It doesn’t use dice, rock, paper, or scissors4, cards, or any of the other normally used conflict resolution methods out there. It uses… Jenga.

Yep, you heard me right, Jenga, that tower of wooden terror that most of you have in your house and if not it’s fairly cheap to pick up at your local store. Now, most of you don’t see how Jenga could evoke tension and, dare I say it, dread into your and your fellow players. Well, let me tell you then. It’s really quite simple. When you pull a block out, if the tower falls, you die.

The mechanic is genius in it’s simplicity, but the devil is in the details. Dread itself guides you through character creation by giving you a list of questions for who your character is. The GM uses these questions to craft the game around the characters, making the characters face their fears and troubles as the game progresses. When something important in the game comes up, like running from a zombie horde, being in a firefight, or even just changing a lightbulb on a ladder5, the GM can call for a pull from the Jenga stack. If you decide to do the pull, and the stack falls… well, you know what happens.6

Dread itself goes into the details of what makes a good or bad conflict to force a pull, and the way players can elect to pull or decide against it, so I won’t go into that here. I can say that the game is great, and also lends itself to all sorts of hacks. For instance: need to put time pressure on the PCs? Have them pull from the Jenga stack. They can do anything they like in the game, as long as they like, but when the stack falls time is out. If they weren’t ready by then, bad things *will* happen.

Having Dread as your Halloween game is a great way to inject some suspense and fear into your players. You can run it as a one shot, or hack it and add it to your normal game. Overall, I recommend giving Dread a try. For those of you with clumsy players or players with shaky fingers, you should practice keeping a straight face, your evil grin is showing.

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  1. This really isn’t a blatant plug for http://thegamemastershow.com, since the show has podfaded, really! []
  2. He also goes by Epi, which is also a cool name. []
  3. Remind me to tell you about the time when Wil Wheaton attempted to change history by attempting to make Wesley Crusher liked as a character. []
  4. or even lizard or Spock []
  5. ala Final Destination []
  6. If you don’t know what happens when a zombie horde catches you, then you aren’t ready for the zombie apocalypse. []

Episode #0047: Fables of the Flying Axelrod

Tuesday, October 25th, 2011

Fables of the Flying City is the tale of Ashe, a young woman from the streets of the flying city of Amperstam learns what it takes to be a member of the Aerial Guard, and finds herself at war with an invading empire and the rulers of the city she has sworn to protect!

Fables of the Flying City is written by Jared Axelrod, with illustrations by Steve Walker and Natalie Kelly.

About Jared Axelrod

In addition to writing the adventures of Ashe and the other denizens of the flying city of Amperstam, Jared Axelrod is the writer of the webcomic “All Write!” for the website I Should Be Writing. His written work has been published in the anthologies Podthology: The Pod Complex, as well as The Sovereign Era: Year OneSalt and End Of Time, as well asNeometropolis and Escape Pod magazines. He was a founding writer for 365 Tomorrows. His illustration work can be seen on the cover of the novel Brave Men Run, and accompanying the original audio version of the novels Playing For Keeps and Cybrosis. He currently resides in Philadelphia with his immensely talented wife.

He is not domestic, he is a luxury. And in that sense, necessary.

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The Pumpkin Beers of 2011

Monday, October 24th, 2011

There are five things I look forward to in October. Pumpkin coffee drinks, outdoor campfires with friends, brisk hikes through the autumn woods, mugging small children for their candy, and pumpkin beers.  Each has its appeal, but since this year is the year I started homebrewing my own beer, it is only right that I take some time out to review the pumpkin beers I’ve had this year1. In order of worst to best:

Punkin Ale

I label this one the worst because my expectations were so very high. I usually like Dogfish Head beers: I love their experimental approach to brewing and the passion with which they further the craft. Not every experiment is a successful one, and this one did not resonate with me. I think it’s only fair to note that when I picture a pumpkin-flavored product, I’m not thinking of the flavor of the raw pumpkin; I’m tasting the nutmeg, cinnamon, allspice and cloves, the brown sugar and molasses as well. Punkin Ale has none of this; it’s a straight up ale with pumpkin, no embellishments. Some find this to be a strength, but for folks like me who are looking for the best possible mix of pumpkin pie and beer, this is one to avoid. This makes me sad.

America’s Original Pumpkin Ale

To Buffalo Bill: Your sauce, sir, is weak. Hints of flavor come through, but not nearly strong enough. This is like drinking weak beer with a pumpkin-flavored crayon dunked in it. The ale itself leave much to be desired, and there is a strange not-beer not-pumpkin aftertaste that made me shiver. Avoid, avoid, avoid.

Ichabod Ale

This is where things start getting good. The brew has an excellent body and smooth aftertaste. The pumpkin and spice flavor is hinted at in the bouquet on the pour and is especially strong on the finish, but there is a no-man’s land in-between that needs bolstering.  If you are introducing a Bud drinker to pumpkin beers, this is a good one to start with, as it is not overpowering. For those of us who want stronger flavor, you’ll be happier with one of the next brews.

Post Road Pumpkin Ale

Excellent beer.  This is the beer that started me down the road of trying as many pumpkin beers as I could find this year, and when you taste it, you’ll see why. Heavy nutmeg and allspice notes on the pour give way to a surprising light-bodied beer that is full of flavor. The pumpkin and malt flavors are clear and clean, and the finish is pure warmth and spice. Highly recommended.

 Harvest Pumpkin Ale

I’d rate this in the  class with the Post Road Ale: a solid beer with excellent spiciness to the flavor. The difference between this and the Post Road is that this beer is has a heavier body and a darker pour; there are elements of molasses in the flavor with the nutmeg and the clove. It is also best served chilled, and is amazing when used to chase a Buttery Nipple shot.

Pumpkin Beer

This was a surprise. I’ve never had anything else by O’Fallon, but if the rest of their catalog is as strong as this one, then I’ll be looking for more. Excellent color and pour, sweet and malty with the right balance of pumpkin and spices. There is also a slight citrus finish with was surprising but pleasing nonetheless.

And the clear winner was…

Spooky Tooth Imperial Pumpkin Ale

Amazing. Just amazing. This is a Big Damn Beer with intense flavors: strong spices, sweet pumpkin maltitness throughout with a stunning hoppy finish. I was completely blown away. The perfect pumpkin beer, falvorful from the onset and you’re nice and toasty (both from the flavor and the ABV) by bottom of the pint glass.  Highly recommended.

Have you had any good pumpkin beers this season?  What did you think?

  1. You can follow my other beer adventures on Untappd: http://untappd.com/user/ctmiller []

Squash Mutilation Suggestions

Friday, October 21st, 2011

Hey everyone! It’s that time of year when folks get together to stab a pumpkin or two. We enjoy a good Jack-O-Lantern around the Lair as much as anyone.1 So, to help out with Halloween decorating, we are pleased to present a few handy pumpkin templates for all your personal lair spookifing needs.

Full PDFs of the Jack-O-Lantern templates are provided below.

[Flesh Eating Mutant Hamster PDF]

[D20-O-Lantern PDF]

[Giant Squid (of Doom) PDF]

  1. So long as it isn’t sentient []

The Secret Journal Club: Vitamins Are For Death Panels

Thursday, October 20th, 2011

Special Series: The Secret Journal Club

  1. The Secret Journal Club: Asthma, Placebos, and How Not To Make Someone Better
  2. The Secret Journal Club: Vitamins Are For Death Panels

ResearchBlogging.org

Last week during my usual work commute traffic/weather check-in with WTOP radio, I repeatedly heard a soundbyte about how a freshly published study demonstrated that many vitamin supplements were found to be associated with increased death in elderly people who take them.1 Calcium alone, they reported, was shown to increase lifespan in the elderly. The segment was only 30 seconds long, and offered no further comment or critique.

CC BY image from bradley j via Flickr

CC BY image from bradley j via Flickr

A sterling example of excellent medical reporting? Somehow, I suspect not. Let’s take a look.

Bookends – The article in question today is Dietary Supplements and Mortality Rate in Older Women (abstract here for free access, full article here imprisoned behind a paywall), which was published in the October 10, 2011, issue of the Archives of Internal Medicine. Archives is a peer-reviewed journal published by the American Medical Association, which also publishes the better known JAMA, the Journal of the American Medical Association; while JAMA covers many broad aspects of medicine, Archives focuses more on clinical aspects of internal medicine practice. Archives is number 8 on the list of general medical journals rated by impact factor, meaning that articles published therein tend to be cited rather frequently compared to most other journals in the field.

In terms of the article in question, the authors all have non-medical graduate degrees and are primarily affiliated with the University of Minnesota, without any major conflicts of interest.2 The funding for the study came from unbiased sources, as grants from National Cancer Institute and the Academy of Finland. As such, there is no obvious financial agenda behind the study.

Background – Vitamins are biologically active, organic compounds that humans cannot synthesize enough of ourselves to remain healthy, and so we need to consume in our diet. For the vast majority of people, a normal balanced diet of different foodstuffs will give us all of the vitamins we require to stay healthy without needing to take additional supplements. Having a deficiency of a particular vitamin can cause specific diseases – scurvy is the classic example in those consuming too little vitamin C, for instance – and those with a poor diet or certain medical conditions may require a vitamin supplement to make sure they have normal levels in the body to prevent these diseases.

There has long been an idea that taking a general multivitamin or specific vitamins in high doses on top of an already balanced diet can somehow do any one of a number of amazing things, including preventing certain diseases, boosting one’s energy level, or even extending lifespan. Despite the claims of the multi-billion dollar vitamin and supplement industry, scientific studies have repeatedly shown no benefit and some possible harm3 in giving supplemental vitamins to healthy, well-nourished people. This study sought to look at the question of whether women taking any one of a number of vitamins would have a lower death rate than those who did not:

“The aim of the present study was to assess the relationship between supplement use and total mortality rate in older women in the Iowa Women’s Health Study. Our hypothesis, based on the findings of a previous study by some of us, was that the use of dietary supplements would not be associated with a reduced rate of total mortality.”

Methods — This paper was an analysis of data from the Iowa Women’s Health Study, which was a prospective observational cohort study designed to look at how various diet and lifestyle factors affected the incidence of new cancers and death in women after menopause. The study design involved enrolling 41,836 women between the ages of 55 and 69 in 1986, and having them complete questionnaires about their health every few years. Since it was observational, there were no interventions carried out on the patients and no attempt was made to influence their health habits. This particular paper focused on 38,772 of the women who gave adequate information about their dietary habits and vitamin use in 1986, and look at the same information when 29,230 of them completed a followup survey in 1997, and 19,142 who did so in 1984. Notably, 99.2% of these women were of Caucasian descent.

Questions were asked on each survey about whether a general multivitamin or any of 14 specific vitamin supplements were used, as well as general questions about medical problems such as diabetes or high blood pressure, physical activity, and details about their diet. Any participants who died were classified as their death being due to cardiovascular disease, cancer, or other causes. General demographic data was also gathered. Several standard and appropriate statistical tests were used to analyze the data, and control for different variables involved.

Results – As is want to happen in studies of this type, large amounts of data were generated, with several interesting results. At baseline in 1986, 62.7% of participants reported using at least 1 supplement, which increased up to 85.1% in 2004. Those who used supplements tended to have less problems with diabetes and high blood pressure, be more physically active, and have better diets. Statistically, 7 of the 15 supplements studied – multivitamins, vitamin B6, folic acid, iron, magnesium, zinc, and copper – were associated with slight but significant increased risk of total mortality when compared with those not using them. Taking calcium supplements showed a statistically significant decreased risk of mortality. In running different statistical tests over shorter time periods, the association of less death with calcium and more death with iron use remained, and seemed to be more profound with higher doses, especially for iron.

Discussion – The article’s discussion noted that for many of the vitamins associated with an increased risk of death when taking them, there aren’t any obvious plausible reasons why that would be the case. Furthermore, they note that previous studies have shown concerns about long-term calcium use increasing death from heart disease, which they did not see here. With regards to the increased association of mortality seen with iron, they note that other studies haven’t shown this to be a strong issue. They noted the interesting fact that those who took vitamins seemed to have healthier habits than those who did not, but still had an increase in mortality; the authors speculate this might be due to that fact that those patients had other illnesses to begin with, causing them to actively take supplements and do healthier things, but still have a greater mortality rate.

They note that the strengths of their study include the large number of participants, and the multi-survey design over a period of years. There were many identified weaknesses, however. Nearly all the participants were women of Caucasian descent, making it hard to generalize the results to the general population. While doses of some vitamins were recorded in general ranges on the patient surveys, the specific formulations and exact doses were not reported or analyzed in detail. No questions were asked about concurrent medication use along with vitamins or about most other medical problems beyond cancer, heart disease, high blood pressure, and diabetes, all of which could have played a role in the results.

The investigators put their findings in context thusly:

Among the elderly population, the use of dietary supplements is widespread, and supplements often are used with the intention of attaining health benefits by preventing chronic diseases. Although we cannot rule out benefits of supplements, such as improved quality of life, our study raises a concern regarding their long-term safety. Also, cumulative effects of widespread supplement use, together with food fortification, have raised concern regarding exceeding upper recommended levels and, thus, regarding long-term safety. It is not advisable to make a causal statement of excess risk based on these observational data; however, it is noteworthy that dietary supplements, unlike drugs, do not require rigorous RCT testing, and observational studies are often the best-available method for assessing the safety of long-term use. Based on existing evidence, we see little justification for the general and widespread use of dietary supplements. We recommend that they be used with strong medically based cause, such as symptomatic nutrient deficiency disease.

My Critique – Many people want vitamins to be magic things that give energy and prevent disease. Not only does the medical evidence and basic biology show this to be untrue, but there may be risks involved from taking unneeded vitamin supplements, especially at high doses. That said, it’s worth noting that there is little in the way of conclusions that can be drawn from this particular study. Large, observational cohort studies are excellent at looking for strong positive or negative associations of certain exposures or interventions with health outcomes, such as with vaccines and autism, mobile phone use and brain cancer, or vitamin supplementation with mortality. Results of a single study of that type, be they positive or negative, are certainly interesting… but given the missed variables and lack of controls involved, making any guess about correlation of taking vitamins with one’s chances of dying isn’t a valid thing to do. Nonetheless, further studies will undoubtedly be done that will hopefully shed a bit more light on the idea that in post-menopausal women, taking some vitamins might somehow increase the chance that they would die.

Studies such as these are the grist for many popular media medical stories, and they really shouldn’t be. Given the variables involved, and the fact that the conclusions aren’t anything solid that doctors would rely on to change how they advise their patients at this point, having a very brief, nuance-free news story that implies that giving vitamins to the elderly is a “death panel-ish” thing to do is irresponsible reporting. Interestingly, the original story I heard on WTOP mentioned only that elderly patients were involved, not specifying further that they were post-menopausal Caucasian women, which was clearly a huge error.

The most important message of this paper is to remind both patients and physicians that vitamins are essential substances that our bodies need to function that we can’t make ourselves, but that for the vast majority of them, there is no evidence that taking higher doses than required for our essential biological functions gives any added benefit, and may carry some risk. It is possible to take too much of a vitamin such that you experience a toxic disease state, such as with the increasing cases of hypervitaminosis D being seen with the increased popularity of high-dose vitamin D supplementation in recent years. Whether or not getting just “little bit extra” is truly correlated with increased mortality for some reason remains to be seen, and certainly isn’t proved here.

Reference: Bjelakovic G, & Gluud C (2011). Vitamin and Mineral Supplement Use in Relation to All-Cause Mortality in the Iowa Women’s Health Study: Comment on “Dietary Supplements and Mortality Rate in Older Women”. Archives of Internal Medicine, 171 (18), 1633-4 PMID: 21987193

  1. Oddly, I am unable to find this exact story on WTOP’s website for reference. Poo on you, WTOP. []
  2. One of the authors is “unpaid member of the Scientific Advisory Board of the California Walnut Commission”, which seems to have little bearing here, beyond being a possibly humorous thing to have to disclose. []
  3. Both in terms of health outcomes, like death, and one’s pocketbook. []

Where I wax nostalgic about British Sci-Fi comedy

Wednesday, October 19th, 2011
Lister inspects Rimmer's "Light Bee"...

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Back, many years ago, I used to practically live at a friend’s house during college. I was already a geek, I thought I was quite steeped in the geek actually. I was a gamer, Doctor Who fan, chess player, avid sci-fi and fantasy reader, and computer programmer.

Boy was I wrong.

While all of those qualifications made me a geek, it was no where near the level than my friend Dan Lawrence was. His house was the geek mecca of Purdue University. He ran the Adventure Quest gaming club, which ran Adventure Quest (AQ) – a game of his own creation.1 After gaming on Saturday night, people would trek across town to his house, an old Victorian place that was built shortly after the university.

There, people would socialize, play computer games in his computer room, play music in his studio, play board games like the original and still best version of Cosmic Encounter, or watch TV. He had a wall of CDs, back when CDs were the new hotness, and his music taste both mirrored and informed my own.2

Star Trek the Next Generation had started, and we watched the episodes every week on his projection tv. After, inevitably there would be a discussion of the episode while a new show or movie was put into the VCR.

One of those shows was Red Dwarf. Created by Rob Grant and Doug Naylor, the show has always been quintessential British comedy / sci-fi to me. Special effects that just scrape by, great writing, and great characters, Red Dwarf is a show I go back to time and time again.

The show centers around Lister, a low level maintenance worker on the mining ship Red Dwarf; his roomate Arnold Rimmer, a hologram and a total smeg-head; Cat, a lifeform who evolved from Lister’s cat3; Holly, the ship’s AI; and later on Kryton, an android.

Watching the show always brings me back, go watch it and let it bring you back too.4

Enhanced by ZemantaThis article might seem short, and you would be right. That’s because I am watching Red Dwarf, and you should be too.
  1. It still runs to this day, probably in Stuart Center for anyone interested in joining. []
  2. ELO and Alice Cooper being the top two influential artists on the list. []
  3. Think James Brown, with fangs []
  4. Minor warning – the language and situations aren’t always kid friendly. []