Books Mike Should Read
Monday, April 18th, 2011Let us pretend for a moment that I’m not an Evil Overlord living in a Secret Lair based on an uncharted island somewhere in Lake Erie. Let us further pretend that, instead of plundering secret gold caches and skimming funds from electronic transactions a la Gus Gorman in Superman III, I must hold down a day job. In this day job, hypothetically, I could have a coworker…let’s call him by a name that is charmingly common yet holds the promise of great depth of thought.

The Entirely Hypothetical "Mike"
Let us call this coworker “Mike.”
Now, this Mike is probably a geek of some fashion, else we would not be speaking of him. More, he is probably cultured, but somewhat younger than I am, having come of age just as console gaming was becoming popular and supplanting the Library as a source of mainstream entertainment. Mike knows there are gaps in his Book Geek pedigree, and one day, while having lunch in the hypothetical cafeteria in the hypothetical office, Mike asks me to recommend five good books.
I answer with these:
- [amazon_link id="0553382578" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]Foundation [/amazon_link] by Issac Asimov: We start with Asimov, as all good science fiction should. Asimov was a singular mind, and reading these short stories about his psychohistorical Foundation, set to safeguard mankind’s knowledge against the ravages of the Galactic Empire’s fall still rings with that genius. It is fresh, relevant, and still fun to read after 60 years in print.
- [amazon_link id="1585867985" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]Deathbird Stories[/amazon_link] by Harlan Ellison: This is Ellison’s collection of short stories about the New Gods, the rough beasts and harrowing creatures that spring to life in the modern age to replace the more archaic gods of thunder and the sea. These stories range from “The Whimper of Whipped Dogs,” a tale inspired by the murder of Kitty Genovese, to “Shattered Like a Glass Goblin” where a young army private learns about transformation the hard way, to “The Deathbird;” a rewrite of Genesis. This is a book that counsels the reader not to read all the stories in one sitting…then lives up to that danger.
- [amazon_link id="0451062833" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]Jack of Shadows[/amazon_link] by Roger Zelazny: On a world that is tidally locked so that one side of the planet is always light, and the other is always dark, science rules day, while magic rules the night. Jack, sometimes called Jack Shade, sometimes Shadowjack, is unique in that he draws his power not from the light or the dark but from the shadows themselves. This is an interesting tale of how those who walk between extremes can influence the course of a world. He searches for a lost Key, and finds the Power is not what he thought it was.
- [amazon_link id="0062059882" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]American Gods[/amazon_link] by Neil Gaiman: One of the major touchstones of modern fantastic fiction and some (myself included) would argue Gaiman’s finest work to date. Gaiman, like Ellison, explores the birth of new gods, but Gaiman’s touch is subtle and light where Ellison’s is blunt. Gaiman’s tale of what has become of the old gods in the new world pulls you along as Shadow travels with the odd Mr. Wednesday across the heartland of the United States. There is deep magic here; a tale of wonder, delight, and horror — much like the old mythologies themselves.
- [amazon_link id="0756405890" target="_blank" container="" container_class="" ]The Name of the Wind[/amazon_link] by Patrick Rothfuss: Rothfuss is one of a handful of authors bringing significant writing talent to fantasy fiction, breathing new life into a stale and moldering genre. His writing is simply so very good, his characters so engaging and realistic that is hard to stop reading once you’ve started. The tale of the sometimes hero, sometimes villain Kvothe as told by the man himself is nothing less than one of the best novels in the last decade.
Quick! Name three Russian science-fiction writers. Yes, you can count the Strugatsky brothers as two, if you absolutely must, but you shouldn’t have to. You’ve got Lukyanenko (Night Watch, Day Watch), of course, and Gluhkovsky (Metro 2033, basis for the video game of the same name) and Tolstoy (the other one, who wrote The Garin Death Ray instead of Anna Karenina)…the list goes on and on.
Finnish science fiction does exist, but there’s slight hurdle that must be overcome before I can actually read any of it: Suomalainen, the Finnish language. Apart from a handful of terms related to misbehaving, sawing lumber and cursing at farm animals, I can neither speak nor read Finnish. In order to experience Finnish science fiction, I’ll either need to learn the language or find English translations.


Given our track record regarding The Secret Library—not to mention our proclivity for inadvertently altering the time-space continuum—it is entirely possible that we selected Sarah Vowell’s The Wordy Shipmates for discussion well before the Puritans departed England for the New World. Whether this will have any lasting implications upon the fledgling Massachusetts Bay Colony, only time will tell. In any case, we enclose the aforementioned discussion herein for your examination and (we can only hope) approval. Astute listeners will note that we are joined once again by Madame Overlord Johnson, who is entirely too literate for her own good.


