Mar
31
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For those of you that may not be aware of the man known as the Future Dark Overlord™ Scott Sigler, we at The Secret Lair do not endorse Scott’s most excellent sci-fi/horror novel Infected. Do not, I repeat, do not go out on April 1st and buy this very well written novel that can be found at all major bookstores. Doing so will only encourage him to keep making more awesome books and continue his quest to outshine the true overlords at this fine establishment.
Thank you for your cooperation,
-The Mgmt.
Popularity: 40% [?]
Mar
26
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Mar
16
The Secret Lair Comic 0001: The Lair Gets a Pet
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Feb
21
The Secret Lair: Promo 0001
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Come, children. Gather ’round and listen to the first official promo for The Secret Lair. Utilizing our satellite1 we tracked down J.C. Hutchins where he’s been hiding all this time and we cut off his only escape route. Then, we had beers and cocktail weenies.
Please, feel free pass this one around. Podcasters, let us know if you play the promo, and we’ll be happy to link to you.
Popularity: 69% [?]
- Before it was shot down by the Navy [↩]
Feb
15
The Secret Lair Twitter / Blog Badges
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We’re happy to announce that our Propaganda Team has provided us with badges for your Social Networks or your Blog, so that we can identify you as loyal to us when the revolution comes. Use them wisely.
Popularity: 76% [?]
Feb
12
Changing H4 to H2
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Just wanted to keep everyone updated: We’ve changed the Mobile Equipment of Choice from the Zoom H4 to the Zoom H2. The reason for this was twofold.
- We do not need everything the H4 can do
- The H2 is cheaper, which means we get to start using it faster.
Thanks to everyone who has donated, and we’ll keep you in the know on future developments.
Popularity: 67% [?]
Feb
9
Rumor Control
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To: All Personnel
From: Management
Subject: Sub-basement Flooding
Despite what many of you may have heard, The Secret Lair was not invaded by subterranean mutants last night. The lower sub-basements are closed due to flooding brought on by unseasonal rainfall coupled with melting snow, not because we are repairing a sixty-foot wide hole and removing dozens of corpses. Rumors that we have sent a reconnaissance team into the vast network of tunnels beneath the Lair are entirely unfounded; personnel who propagate such rumors are subject to disciplinary measures including (but not limited to) immediate termination.
Popularity: 66% [?]
Feb
6
Memo from The Secret Librarian
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Greetings, hapless victim and/or loyal minion!
You are being afforded a rare opportunity to provide feedback to your evil overlords with little or no fear of retributive disintegration. In just over a week, we will be recording a new episode of The Secret Lair in which we will discuss the novel Fatherland, by Robert Harris. If you have read the book and would like to participate in the discussion, please visit the forums at our official community or join The Secret Library group at GoodReads.
Even if you haven’t read the book, you can make suggestions for future books you’d like us to read and discuss on The Secret Lair by commenting at the aforementioned on-line venues or in the comments section of this very blog post.
Act now! Our benevolence may expire at any time!
Popularity: 70% [?]
Feb
5
We have BRANDING. Let the Evil Begin.
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Your Overlords would like to publicly thank Natalie Metzger for her fine work on the logo for The Secret Lair. She has been named the Secretary of Artistic Propaganda, will be give one of the office near the cappuccino machine, and has a boy on order from Barbados to serve as a personal assistant. Bow to her, and give her the respect she deserves.
-The Mgmt.
Popularity: 70% [?]
Jan
25
Merlin Mann has caught on to part of plan #ER1/B.
Control, dispatch the Jackbooted Thugs to deal with him.
That is all.
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